With each week, I get just a little bit closer to claiming that golden turtle. The Noisy Devils are holding strong at the top followed by Top Hat Sasquatch (wha?) and Team Hellions (doubly wha?!?).
Guess who served up the biggest blowout this week? That’s right.
This week’s matchup has me facing off against those trash talkin’ Toyriffic Terrors. Bring it!
I’m glad my secret strategy of doing nothing is working out so far!
In this league as well as one other I am in, I have the most points against.. I am wondering what has transformed me into a “point magnet” in which every opposing team plays their best week when they play me. What have I done to anger the fantasy football gods? (I’m totally picturing a Cabin in the Woods type control center, designed to keep me from winning leagues)
I lost to REIS!!!!???
But that said, I only made 47 points, which means I would have lost to every GODDAMNED ONE OF YOU NO MATTER WHO I WAS PLAYING AGAINST THIS WEEK!!!
I hate this game.
Let’s hope you can keep that dubious streak alive for one more week.
Well you know what they say – even a broken clock is right twice a day. I suppose Reis was bound to win eventually. I’ll consider this charity on my part.
No more Mr. Nice Guy!
HA! All that trash talkin’ came back and bit you in the ass! HAW HAW HAW!!!
I’ll send you a box of hankies to cry into. What color would you like. No, wait. I know. Pink.
This week I’ll adjust my lineup based on which players I think want a quick game so they can head to the hotel and watch WWE Hell in a Cell.
Forgot to adjust my rosters this week. Blah. One guy injured, two on byes. Yeah, this ain’t gonna end well.
There’s still time! Unless the players were in last night’s game, you can still swap them in.